The Ministry of Nonsense Land-Yard

Specially designed for civil servants in the Ministry of Nonsense (that's you) after the Minister for Common Sense, Esther McVey declared war on "Land-Yards" this limited edition (I'm only selling 100) Trumpton product is a must-have for the woke.

The lanyards are printed using a silk-screened printing method. 

Estimated delivery time : 15-20 days (by which time you'll have forgotten why you ordered it.) 

• Folded Length 480mm 48cm including the metal clip
• Silk Screen Printed on flat polyester material.